Down To FU*K Tee - Funny Rude Innuendo Double-Meaning T-Shirt - White

Front makes the statement. Back reads the terms.

Front: DOWN TO FU*K.

Back: *ANYTIME. ANYWHERE. — subject to availability, weather permitting, ask nicely.

The shirt that says the quiet part out loud, then hands you the fine print. Bold, dumb, and exactly the kind of thing that gets a double-take across the room. Clean enough to wear out, filthy enough that everyone gets it instantly.

Why it earns a spot in the rotation:

• Front statement, back disclaimer — the joke lands twice

• Bella+Canvas 3001 — soft Airlume combed cotton, premium feel, true black & white

• Big bold Montserrat print, red accent, won't crack or fade

• Elite gag gift — birthday, bachelor party, secret santa, "this screams you"

• Printed to order and shipped fresh

Commitment-free except the one on the shirt. Conditions apply.

Fit & care: Unisex fit (size up for relaxed). 100% cotton (solid colors). Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean